TheSpark.comDeathTest

 

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 2, 2038
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

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skull.gif (393 bytes) skull.gif (393 bytes) Horrible Accident (6%)
skull.gif (393 bytes) skull.gif (393 bytes) Auto-Fellatio (6%)
skull.gif (393 bytes) skull.gif (393 bytes) Loneliness (6%)